She looked sad when I told her I pulled an all nighter at the factory because Harry was sick and had begged me to do him favor by coming in for him. She then grumbled that it was a darn shame she couldn’t spend Friday night with her husband and I promised to make it up to her as I quickly brushed a kiss on her cheek and rushed out of the house for work.
It was a flagrant lie but one that was necessary for I wanted to hide in my car by the street corner and watch the house because I suspected my wife of infidelity. And thirty minutes later my suspicions were confirmed as a shiny Chevrolet corvette pulled up in front of our porch and my smiling wife who was only a few minute ago sad rushed out of the house and into the car.
In my defense, I would say that I cannot be considered handsome in the actual sense of things because I was a shy and quiet shaggy haired, burly looking guy who was all muscles but considered harmless. Back in high school I was somewhat considered slow because I took considerable time deliberating over an action or statement before I made them and I was also very awkward in social gatherings, while my wife Peggy on the other hand was the glowing queen of the class who had stunned everyone by agreeing to date me and then eventually marrying me.
I had stayed up several nights thinking up several ways to kill them both and a lot of colorful ideas had come up but I couldn’t make up my mind on which method to use, so I decided to take with me every thing I needed for all the methods I had in mind and make my decision right when I was going to kill them. I felt so betrayed because I provided for Peggy and made up for my lack of social etiquette’s the best way I could, so I couldn’t just understand why she chose to hurt me like this.
I followed them in my own rickety automobile that had more mileage than I cared to think about to the park where lovers went to make out and fuck, and there were already three other cars parked at the far corners of the park under the thickets, so they picked a spot further way and began their dirty business.
I watched the car for about twenty minutes and couldn’t take it any longer as I could hear my Peggy moaning like a dog in heat as things got pretty hot and misty in the car, so I got out of my car walked to theirs and jerked the car door open.
They scurried about for their clothes like adolescents caught in the act, and whoever was with my wife tried to be macho by asking who I was, until he noticed a very furious me wielding a very sharp machete and a huge hammer, then he squinted to take a better look at my face and that was when he recognized me and I shockingly recognized him too.
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“Oh lord!” groaned my wife. “It’s Daniel!”
“That’s right, you cheating bitch! You didn’t think I would find out, right?” I whispered numb in shock. “I’m going to teach you both a lesson you’ll never forget!” then I dragged her off him and slit her throat from ear to ear in one swift movement and dropped her in a heap on the ground. Then I turned back, grinned maniacally at him and said “it’s just you and I now Boss”.
“Please don’t hurt me!” my boss pleaded. “I swear to God I can explain!”
“Yeah right, I replied.
“Now I understand why you were giving me a lot of late night shifts, I said.
He continued to beg for his life but his entire pleas fell on deaf ears as I dragged him out of the car, placed a dirty piece of clothe in his mouth then held him down and swung the heavy hammer to shatter his knee caps. The pain sent him into a faint and he was woken again by a more terrible pain as I gleefully went about dismembering him.
Bloodied and exhilarated I stepped back to admire my handiwork and commended myself on the fact that I had done a brilliant work of art, my first work of art. Then I turned around and walked towards my car to drive to town and turned myself in to the police when I heard a giggle, then a car door slam in the distance and a very dark blanket of depression came over me.
Those where mostly likely women shagging their bosses while their hard-working husbands like myself were sweating it out in one shitty factory or another and that dark blanket of depression enveloped me tighter till I fell on the park ground choking and grasping for breathe and It was while I was looking at the night skies that I had an epiphany. My purpose in life was revealed to me through the a way that would enable me dispense justice as I saw it fit, so after several minutes I got up smiling, dusted myself, looked up to the sky in gratitude and whispered a “Thank you” before I lumbered to my car to make preparations for what had to be done.
The police arrived at the scene of the crime three hours after they had subdued the unresisting and bloodied Daniel who just walked into the police station saying “I have done this town an honorable service”. They found the dismembered bodies of Peggy and his Boss [who happened to be the brother to the chief superintendent of police] in the car with their blood splattered everywhere, from the wind screen to the back screen to the windows and the seats. Their torso’s were arranged and seated in a grotesque manner on the front seats with their heads arranged on the dash board of the car with his Boss’s genitalia stuffed in his wife’s mouth.
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During the process of walking the macabre crime scene, most of the police officers, even the seasoned ones amongst them were either puking their guts, crying or calling their loved ones to ascertain their whereabouts on this bloody Friday the 13th because the whole park was a big fucking butchery.
My Dark School Of Thoughts 
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