My Dark School Of Thoughts

      If there was any woman that can be remotely classified as an epitome of perfection, she aint on this planet, or hasn’t been created or better, can never be created. Women like that unknowingly or knowingly would cause wanton destruction to mankind.

Many a great battles have been instigated by a woman? Many a great men and kingdoms has been toppled because of a woman, many a great civilization has almost been wiped out because of a she. Trust me many of these kind of battles has been recorded all over our history and mind you all these women were far from flawless.

     Flaws are synonymous to humans, as humans are antonymous to perfection. Flaws are elementary to the fiber of our existence because life has to be balanced, in the sense that With the passage of a life another is beget, and our human flaws makes this a possibility.

     The fact that Its naturally inconceivable to have a flawless she hasn’t stopped me from creating mine in my own world. And against my best of judgment i fell hopelessly in love with her and thereby placing my sanity in serious jeopardy. My mind eyes see and creates a flawless she with so much clarity that it haunts me in my every waking hour and in my sleep through nightmares to the point that i can hear her voice and feel her caress on my body. She’s so blinding that her image impinges with my thoughts and she is so overwhelming that it has inhibited my senses from responding to stimuli, Trying to process thoughts with her in my head is like attempting to operate a 64bit software on a 128mb RAM.

     Because of all these and many more i have decided to unburden and share this mental image with you all by putting pen to paper and writing a vivid description of her, thereby hoping to do her beauty justice and at the same time exorcise her demons forever.

     Its kinda ironic or symbolic that the angel i supposedly created to bring me peace. has to be exorcised from my life for me to get out of this hell i created in the process.

If a figment of my imagination can give me this much trouble, then you cant begin to imagine the kind of terror the real deal would bring upon any man.

My perfect she was created under three distinctive and important features;

1. The [Mental/Intellectual]

2.The [Personality/Attitude]

3.The [Physical Attributes]

    I will start with the physical attributes for a number of reasons; firstly we are aesthetically inclined by nature, so an average individual looks at beauty first. My second reason is that one man’s meat is another man’s poison, in the sense that our idea of beauty varies with individuals, therefore its an aspect i want to trash out first and be done with irrespective of what you all think or do not think. Last and most importantly, it is the most unimportant and the least bothersome among the other qualities that a woman should have.

Here i present to you my flawless she in all her perfection:

1. Build: Trim and Fit

2.Weight: 56 kg

3. Height: 5.9 ft

4. Hair color: Black

5. Skin color: Dark

6. Body figure: Hour glass

7. Breast size: 36d

8. Waist size: 26

9. Shoe size: 37

   She has an oval shaped face that gives her the cherubic look of an angel with a pointed nose that would make Michael Jackson so green with envy and eventually send him into a violent tantrum. Round dreamy eyes with long eye lashes that turns a mans leg to jelly if she flutters them, a spotless and oily skin with dimpled cheeks and a full and rich lips with an effortless smile that would light up a room. And let’s not forget her voice, she is gifted with an Hispanic accent, a soothing voice that leaves you with a silky feeling on your cheeks, a melodic ring to her Speech that reminds you of the sound of music and will lift your spirit high no matter how down you are, a voice that would make the boldest of men insecure and inadequate, a voice that will make most sexually active men prematurely ejaculate in the throes of passion.

Having described enough of her face, I’ll like to proceed to other parts of interest

She has a moderately long neck that i always imagine tracing a path with kisses all the way down to her pubis, a well structured shoulder, a moderate and succulent breast that reminds me of blueberry muffins and perfect set that fills up my palms to perfection whenever i hold them. She got a body figure that always reminds me of one and only one numeric, the number eight [ 8 ]. She is gifted with a very flat stomach, a well shaped hips that sways like its moving to the rhythm of salsa and got me thinking about our babies and how easy it would be for her and them during child birth. She got a well shaped buttocks that looks, feels, taste’s and reminds me of tangerine’s, long athletic legs created solely for fashion runaways and a gait to match that will put any professional model to shame. She got hands that can do unimaginable wonders and give unbelievable pleasure to a mans anatomy and beautiful slim feet to match her legs.

My woman must be intelligent, i see myself as an above average intelligence individual and i wouldn’t want to be restricted by my woman’s in capabilities. Every man is a bit of a chauvinist pig, some more than others, but i would not feel oppressed by a woman that is as intelligent as i or even more, in fact i would welcome the challenge.

     My flawless she is a renaissance woman. A highly intelligent individual that keeps me constantly on my toes intellectually, she challenges me at every turn, holds up intelligent dialogues with me over a lot of issue’s. She’s a mentally tasking woman that makes me always want to be a step ahead of her. She is intelligent enough to be able to steer me clear of bad waters, and helps me look at an issue that is giving me headache from another angle that i haven’t thought about. She keeps me in focus, helps with the trouble shooting of our day to day challenges. She is a career woman and at the same time also manages to be a good housewife and marvelous cook. I stress on the cooking because a popular saying goes thus; ‘The way to a mans heart is through his stomach’. She try’s to adapts to my way of life, accept me for who i am, she patiently try’s to change certain attributes about me She deems socially extreme, celebrates her victories, cuts her losses and re-strategies against the future. She is empathic to my pains, worries and aches And she doesn’t nag. Nagging is the singularly most frustrating and irritating attribute a woman shouldn’t have, most nagging women send their men into another woman’s arm, others invite physical abuse on themselves or worse both. My She knows what her man wants and likes and will do it to make him happy. She stays in shape because she knows most men tend to look outside when their woman is losing or has lost her shape, In fact at work i pray for 6pm to arrive so that i can run back home into her arms and her cooking. Without being told she knows when i want my space and respects it, she is intelligent to know that a man has friends and doesn’t have and can’t be with her always, therefore she prepares and re-arrange her time against that eventuality. She is a highly motivated and ambitious woman that wouldn’t put her work or career over her marriage or family.

This is the most important of all the other feature’s because Life would be hell for you if you have a pretty intelligent wife with a personality from the devil. I’ll pick a woman with a very good attitude but aint very intelligent over an intelligent beauty with a nasty character without a second thought any day..

 She has a friendly, caring and happy personality. She is respectful and thoughtful, she is loved by all my family,friends and colleague’s. Most importantly she is homely and very meticulous about cleaning and housekeeping. She aint tactless, she weights the implication of her words before uttering them, she doesn’t lie, she takes her nuptial vows seriously. She is a jovial but a serious minded person. A good,reliable and trusting representative of i and the family whenever am not around and an ideal role model for my children. She would never make important decisions without my consent, she is a level headed woman that wouldn’t lose her head in the face of an emergency but will calmly think her way out of it. She is a mother that would take care of our children and instill the values of our culture, family and life into them from a tender age. She is a good disciplinarian that would patiently show our children good from bad, she is a woman that would give me a listening ear, a backbone for support and lend me a crying shoulder if ever necessary. In fact she does no wrong and knows no wrong.

      That’s it! That’s the angelic demon, the ghoul, the phantom that has been haunting me. I have wondered and have asked, is it remotely possible to have an almost perfect woman? And what would be the implications or the effects it would have on a person or persons around her? Would it be a blessing? Or a cursed blessing? Or a Pandora’s box waiting to be opened? Because she’s definitely not a woman for one man alone or for any man. Would she be looked upon as a goddess amongst men? Or a representative of the devil? The implications are just Un-imaginable, to much for one person alone to phantom. One thing is very clear though, women are a necessary evil but would a flawless woman correct all those evils? or would she just modify it and it becomes a necessary flawless evil? Because i think an evil without weakness or flaws is unbeatable.These are questions we should ask ourselves when we expect to much from our women, because the devil you know is better than the angel you don’t know.